Hana, 21, Student from the funny old land of Great Britain. Trying to become dashing and awesome but failing due to unwillingness to abandon nerdy roots.
I post stuff I find funny, pretentious photo-y wank and fandom insanity.
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So this is an actual quote from the published novel ’50 Shades of Grey’;
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
If only it would just turn out to be an elaborate joke romance novel instead of a serious one, already.
I’m losing hope for the quality of modern literature.
