emma-tallica:

HOT DAMN.

(Source: winonaryan)

(Source: translucent-moons)

gingerhaze:

I GIVE YOU, THE BROSHIP OF THE RING

…and Gollum

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

I wanted to see if Fassy was German (I forgot) and this is what showed up.

lastofthetimeladies:

I drew a TARDIS, colored it with a blue washable marker, and then accidentally spilled water on it. I think I actually like it better this way. …It’s more wibbly-wobbly.

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

celestialcow:

sirwolfpaws:

lostwithoutmysniper:

Post order. You’re doing it right.

YES OMG PERFECT

even the that tag is perfect.

also-also:

lillian-raven:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. #clint barton #hawkeye #the avengers

(Source: drconnors)

youngwildthingstour:

Caramel-topped vanilla ice cream served in hollowed apples

harlemisha:

most accurate definition ever

(Source: pusheen)

Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?

Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones (via oneirophant) —